Your Matty-Ism of the Day

Matt, finishing up his homework:

"You know, I'm basically an expert at student reflections at this point.

You basically say a little about what happened this week...

Say they're a GREAT teacher...

and add a little comedy."  [Said with a sort of jazz hands move.]

He reads it:

"This week has been very fun, and you've been so nice to me.  (My mom's making brownies, so it's hard for me to focus.)  I just wanted to say if I could get moved, because Joanne is just being so mean to me.  This week my friends went through a lot and I had to help them.  But other than that, your kindness made the week great."

Me:  "Now, is this true, or are you making this up???"

Matt:  "Mom, it's true!  She's been very nice to me."

[Picks up the pencil.]

"Now if this was a mic?"

[Drops it.]